Dead Gofers and anarchists.

There were two good stories I heard today:

One was from chad, and it was about my dad and his stepdad eric. So they were down in the hell hole this weekend and my dad caught a gofer and suggested they suffocate it, so they put it in a garbage bag and then eric decided to smash it against the side of the house over and over again until it died.
So now i can nver go back to that house because of the ghost of the gofer that was murdered there.

The other story was from Justen. Justen's story is a bit funnier and a bit less gory. So justen has this friend Andy who apparently is a total anarchist. Like, completely. Don't ask for details on him cause I have none. But anyway, so he and justen have been working on an anarchist flag that they apparently finished this morning. So theymounted it on a stick and then strapped on helmets and justen got some gloves and andy a skateboard and they went to the highest hill they could find, and then rolled right down the middle of it waving the flag. Not down the sidewalk, but right down the street. So I can just imagine it. You're stopped at a red light and all the sudden you see this blob of wheelchair and two heads and a flag whizzing by you. The best part is that he said they went right by the police station and didnt get caught. Of course, nobody ever watches the police station. Cause its got cops. But yeah.


Oh people. You're so funny sometimes.

Love,
me.