It’s 4.28 local time. The plane doesnt leave until 5.30. we’re sitting in the norfolk airport. I bought some lemonade and some sunchips. You know, cause they’re chips of the sun.
This morning we went to Virginia Beach and took pictures at the Atlantic Ocean. We then went to applebees and there was this guy Brandon who my mom said was cute, and I told her that “he knows hes cute” and I had to explain that whole thing. You know, like how a hot girl knows shes hot? You menfolk know what I’m talking aobut? I had to explain that to my mom. Fun stuff right?
Then we went to the airport and we looked at all these stupid things in the airport giftshops that might be buyable if they were like 1/2 the price.Otherwise theyre just stupid stupid. Yes, two stupids.
Something is beeping really loudly, like someone broke into something. I’m thinking its this old lady at the atm. Oh wait, shes not old, shes just old looking. She obviously smokes. Ew. Her face. Old. Southern. Trailer trash. Gross.
Shes gone now.
Everywhere in this airport there are mermaids. Mermaids are like the mascot of the airport. I could buy a mug at the gift shop that says norfolk on it and has a mermaid on it too.
I asked my mom if Norfolk meant something like sea people or ocean people or fin people cause then then its like nor=ocean and folk=people and then all the people who live here are mermaids and mermens.
She said no.
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